The Great Gastby (2012)
| Me: | //falls// |
| Granddaughter: | GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY? |
| Me: | //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP |
| Granddaughter: | Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes! |
| Me: | WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE |
| Granddaughter: | GRANDMA! |
| Me: | YOLO |
| mom: | you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma |
| me: | THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT |
| mom: | you realize this makes you a nerd |
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| me: | i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama |
| me: | i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama |
| me: | without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers |
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| mom: | this isn't normal |